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Little Miscalculation
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Little Miscalculation © 2000 Brown & Brown


Verse:

Last year you booted me out like an untrained dog
KnowinÂ? youÂ?d let me come back
And I'd be beggin' you please, fakin' a sneeze
Promising to do what a good dog should
Well IÂ?ve thought about it long and hard and I think
Coming back to you just wouldn't be best
As a matter of fact, darlinÂ?, go ahead and hold your breath!

Chorus:

Where's the heartache? Where's the misery?
Where's the broken down - lost love - lonesome fool I'm supposed to be?
I guess you guessed wrong Mrs. Headstrong
You were my "Misses Manipulation"
Now you're a little MissÂ?Â?Â?. A little MissÂ?Â? A Little Miscalculation

Bridge:

I went to work every day, I came home every night
I guess because of that you thought you had me wrapped up tight
Well this dog's a bit tired of your manipulative kind
But I'm gonna do my business on the paper this time
Guess what paper, darlin'Â?Â?Â?The one the judge is gonna sign! Hee heeee!

Verse:

Last week you call me up with a change of heart
You said it wasn't s'posed to go this far
All sweet and sincere, a beatin' my ear
And promising to do what a good wife should
Well I talked it over with my fiancée
Then we fooled around 'til we got tired
Oh! She said to say hi! And I'd say your plan backfired!

Chorus:

Where's the heartache? Where's the misery?
Where's the broken down - lost love - lonesome fool I'm supposed to be?
I guess you guessed wrong Mrs. Headstrong
You were my "Misses Manipulation"
Now you're a little MissÂ?Â?Â?. A little MissÂ?Â? A Little Miscalculation

Bridge:

I went to work every day, I came home every night
I guess because of that you thought you had me wrapped up tight
Well this dog's a bit tired of your manipulative kind
But I'm gonna do my business on the paper this time
You know what paper, darlin'Â?Â?Â?The one the judge is gonna sign! Hee heeee!

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Lyric Credits: Ronald G Brown
Music Credits: Ronald G Brown
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Song Length: 3:38
Primary Genre: Country-Honky Tonk
Secondary Genre: -