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Them Stanky Feets
Lyrics
Them Stanky Feets (c)2026 Ronald G Brown

There's a lot I'm gonna miss now that you are gone
Like how you'd slobber when we'd kiss 'n then wipe it on your arm
I know I'm gonna miss your pickled beets
But I ain't gonna miss them stanky feets


Them stanky feets... Girl I wouldn't lie
Them stanky feets... Could make dead things cry
Them stanky feets... Where they go nothin' grows
Them stanky feets... Like rotten eggs with... toes!
And I know it won't be long till I'm no longer alone
Cause now that you're gone I think the dog will come home


I'm sure gonna miss your feminine touch
Like the little curly hairs in my shaving cream cup
I'll miss you complainin' 'bout the toilet seat
But I'm never gonna miss them stanky feets


Them stanky feets... I ain't exaggeratin'
Them stanky feets... Could use refrigeratin'
Them stanky feets... Were in their own class
Them stanky feets... Smelled like the dog had a case of gas
And I know it won't be long till I'm no longer alone
Cause now that you're gone I think the dog will come home!


I know one thing I'll be missin'
And that's takin' you fishin'
For one thing, they kept other boats away
And they chased the skeeters out of the bay

My sinuses finally quit leakin'
Same day the house quit reekin'
But they say my sense of smell
Is shot and all burnt to hell

And I know it won't be long till I'm no longer alone
Cause now that you're gone I think the dog will come home!
Short Song Description:
She left, but it's okay... the dog came home.
Long Song Description:
Story Behind the Song:
Inspired by my sister-in-law's awful-smelling feet.
Lyric Credits: Ronald G Brown
Music Credits: Ronald G Brown
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Song Length: 2:43
Primary Genre: Country-Traditional
Secondary Genre: Country-Bluegrass
Tempo / Feel: Medium Fast (131 - 150)
Lead Vocal: Male Vocal
Subject Matter 1: Happiness
Subject Matter 2: Joy
Mood 1: Jovial
Mood 2: Delighted
Language: English
Era: 2000 and later